I'm Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish - 11oz Coffee Mug step brothers Circular portrait of Scott Howard

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

Distressed white bold sans-serif text reads "RE-ELECT" above "GOLDIE

Double-needle stitching for durability

A vintage woodcut-style portrait of Mike Damone

" in lighter weight above "KNOCKIN'" in heavier weight

I'm Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish - 11oz Coffee Mug step brothers Circular portrait of Scott HowardKevin McCallister set the gold standard for unsupervised living, and nobody has topped his operational blueprint since. Junk food, bad TV, zero adult supervision, pure perfection achieved at age eight. Inspired by Home Alone. The Details: Scattered teal four pointed sparkle stars and small circular dot accents frame distressed coral red mixed serif text reading "I'm Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish," with an ornate script influenced ampersand integrated