My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Horizontal stripes in light blue

Horizontal stripes in light blue

Saying "you nasty" confirms he's not disappointed

and the only side effect is smelling like smoke for three days

Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line

Curved white banner text reads "BOSTON

My Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Horizontal stripes in light blueListing mahogany and leather bound books as credentials is the mating call of a man whose confidence vastly outpaces his self awareness. Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy. Inspired by Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed uppercase sans serif text reads "MY APARTMENT SMELLS OF" curving over larger golden yellow decorative serif text reading "Rich Mahogany" in a vintage lettering style with