Mongo Only Pawn in Game of Life - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Golden-yellow script text reads "Whiskey

Golden-yellow script text reads "Whiskey Helps" in a brush-style cursive with sweeping tails and rounded strokes

with zero cars and zero sympathy

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Pale gold distressed text below reads "THE LAND OF OPES AND DREAMS

have a few laughs

Mongo Only Pawn in Game of Life - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Golden-yellow script text reads "WhiskeyMongo only pawn in game of life, but even pawns can knock out a whole town's morale before lunch. Somewhere in Rock Ridge, a candygram is still ticking. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Distressed white block text reading "MONGO" sits at the top, with "ONLY PAWN" flanking a golden tan vintage illustration of Mongo wearing a wide brimmed western hat. Arched distressed white text below reads "IN GAME OF LIFE" above a golden tan chess pawn