Check Out My Huge Sack - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Bold yellow block text reads

Bold yellow block text reads "KORBEN DALLAS'" above "TAXI SERVICE" in the same style

Naming a roller rink "Rolladium" suggests gladiatorial combat

The donkey somehow looks more dignified than anyone reading its side

Distressed white italic text reads "You gonna do somethin' or just" above large weathered western-style block letters reading "STAND there and BLEED

José took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven-year-olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag

Check Out My Huge Sack - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Bold yellow block text readsSanta's decision to straddle a giant green bag with his legs spread wide suggests the North Pole's HR department is entirely decorative. Plausible deniability has never worked this hard outside of a congressional hearing. The Details: Arched white bold text reads "CHECK OUT MY" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit with white trim and black belt, seated on a large green sack. White serif text below reads "HUGE SACK." Fit