Next Stop Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Dark text below reads "You're

Dark text below reads "You're F*cked at

but the distressed vintage font apparently makes it official

That hyphen is doing the same job as a trench coat

Red rounded rectangle with soft corners resembles a late-night infomercial badge

surrounded by gold decorative borders

Next Stop Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Dark text below reads "You'reAliens flew across the entire galaxy, developed faster than light travel, and their first order of business is a beeline for your backside. That peace sign is just a courtesy wave from someone who already knows you're not ready. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "NEXT STOP" above a green flying saucer with a green alien visible through a dome cockpit, flashing a peace sign, surrounded by white stars, comets, and a small teal blue planet.