Beach Better Have My Money - Women's T-Shirt joplin Block text below reads "OCEANFRONT

Block text below reads "OCEANFRONT AT 94TH ST

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Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds

The shirt knows exactly what it did

Honesty in leadership turns out to be mostly admitting the boat was never seaworthy

Beach Better Have My Money - Women's T-Shirt joplin Block text below reads "OCEANFRONTMetal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity. The sand owes this man a living, and he brought a receipt. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Beach" above bold weathered white block letters reading "BETTER HAVE MY MONEY." A white silhouette of a person hunched over a metal detector stands beside a palm tree on a small sand mound, with three seagulls in flight