Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank melrose park flanking a white baseball with

flanking a white baseball with dark stitching

Bug never stood a chance against a man whose business model is pure unhinged menace

A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam

"SANTA CARLA" and "CALIFORNIA" are centered between two small blood droplets

rendered in cyan

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Muscle Tank melrose park flanking a white baseball withTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads