Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt brands Heating up the ice cubes

Heating up the ice cubes is just science

Fifty-five years of service and the joke still lands exactly where you think it does

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Janitors solving Fields Medal problems is exactly the kind of career pivot that makes Harvard tenure look like a participation trophy

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Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt brands Heating up the ice cubesTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads