Well Hung Christmas - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Printing a full street address

Printing a full street address and phone number for a roller rink that closed decades ago is the most optimistic thing on any garment in this building

flanked by scattered white snowflakes

Yelling at Evelyn became the most misquoted pep talk in sports history

Greasers as squad goals only works if your squad bonds over switchblades

Inspired by Dirty Dancing

Well Hung Christmas - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Printing a full street addressStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit