Camp Crystal Lake - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Lardass Hogan entered that contest

Lardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare

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beside a cartoon portrait of Phil Connors in a gray herringbone coat and yellow scarf holding a microphone

Born in the 1950s golden age of Polynesian pop

The Dome of the Sea remained a popular dining destination until the Dunes Hotel's closure in 1993

Camp Crystal Lake - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Lardass Hogan entered that contestRelaxing with friends at Crystal Lake sounds great until you remember the camp's employee retention rate is literally zero. Somehow the brochure never mentions the large gentleman with strong opinions about premarital activities. Inspired by Friday the 13th. The Details: Distressed white text reading "Relax With Friends" arcs across the top of a circular design featuring a light blue woodcut style lake scene with radiating sun rays, waves, and a