Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt louisiana flanked by green vertical text

flanked by green vertical text reading "ESTD" and "1907

Those broiled hamburgers and hot apple pie fed generations of city workers

The bar for holiday humor is so low it's underground

Bold red worn sans-serif text reads "KNOCK

bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden-tan ink

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt louisiana flanked by green vertical textTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft