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Cows playing poker while visibly baked is the only honest portrayal of a Thursday night card game ever put on record

Catching a bullet and turning it into a power move is Wyatt Earp's entire emotional vocabulary

with green bushes lining the curb below

flanked by figures in flowing blue and red robes

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The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt alabama Cows playing poker while visiblyStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a