Squatchin' Through The Snow - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL and cookies are apparently all

and cookies are apparently all it takes to keep him quiet

Porcupines walk around covered in thousands of sharp quills and somehow still get more dinner party invitations than half your office

A black home plate graphic to the lower right reads "ESTABLISHED 1899

" and "By Seasons Eatings Bakery

Smaller text reads "1931" at upper left and "Altoona

Squatchin' Through The Snow - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL and cookies are apparently allBigfoot in a Santa hat trudging through the woods looks exactly like a guy who got invited to the Christmas party but plans to leave before the gift exchange. The Patterson Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it. The Details: Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top. A brown illustration of Sasquatch mid stride in the classic Patterson Gimlin pose, wearing a red and white Santa hat, walks through a snowy forest