Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black scattered stars

scattered stars

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

holding an oversized combat knife

Somewhere a Members Only jacket just unzipped itself out of respect

he annexes them

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black scattered starsListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading