I'll Have a Frosty One - Unisex Hoodie surf Distressed white block text reads

Distressed white block text reads "SHUT UP" on the first line

Averageman's superpower is remembering to bring reusable bags to the grocery store on the third trip back to the car

Large white decorative serif numerals read "2028

" in a retro 1970s aesthetic

it featured a 13-story hotel tower added in 1988 to compete with the growing number of mega-resorts

I'll Have a Frosty One - Unisex Hoodie surf Distressed white block text readsFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red