I Got Black Cats - Unisex Sweatshirt 90s Large distressed olive-gold dragon illustration

Large distressed olive-gold dragon illustration fills the background in a weathered screen-print style

" Red text at the bottom reads "Sausalito • 555-3970

Slapping "just kidding" underneath it is the only honest thing anyone has ever done with a collegiate font

Hanging a shingle that says "Law Offices" implies you own more than one suit and haven't been held in contempt before lunch

Baseball and transit were inseparable then

I Got Black Cats - Unisex Sweatshirt 90s Large distressed olive-gold dragon illustrationRoadside fireworks tent operators naming products like "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" have more creative range than most advertising agencies. Half those names are real and the other half are felonies. The Details: Golden yellow distressed block text reads "I GOT BLACK CATS," followed by a descending list of firework names in varying sizes, with "WHISTLING BUNGHOLES" printed largest at center. White radiating burst lines extend outward from