The Threat Level Midnight | Black Lace Thong Size:XL We're not like other pairs

We're not like other pairs of underwear

slide into a pair of Hawaiian print boxers and immediately transport your boys to the Aloha islands of the Big Kahuna

more muscular and much stronger than an ordinary orange tiger

If you’re the type of discerning connoisseur who likes when colors intersect perpendicularly

Whether you find yourself as the leader of a high-end book club or stumbling towards the bouncer at a dimly lit dive bar

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Lace Thong Size:XL We're not like other pairsThis lace hip thong is like a little black dress, but for your underwear drawer. Everyone needs a pair or two. This lil number feels feminine and sweet without being plain and boring. I'm not sure how we did it either, our product developers business cards should really say magician at this point.