New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt surfing Banjo music echoing across a

Banjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in

flanked by small stars

A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

Red cursive text reads "Willow Lounge" on either side

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt surfing Banjo music echoing across aRoller rinks named after celestial bodies and run by a skating planet in a party hat inspire more confidence than any gym membership ever could. Chicago had its priorities straight. The Details: Golden yellow circular double bordered seal contains dark olive arched vintage display lettering reading "NEW PLANET" at the top and "ROLLER RINK" at the bottom. A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn like ring