The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "KIRKSVILLE" across the top with "OSTEOPATHS" curving below

Distressed cream script reads "Finest in" above bold block text reading "POLYNESIAN" and script reading "Cuisine

Louis Tully surviving a demonic possession with the same energy he brings to unsolicited tax advice is peak cosmic miscasting

Mountains described as "hill areas" is the kind of pun that should require a permit and a public safety warning

White text reads "SANTA CARLA

The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white serif textSanta's naughty list is just a free charcoal delivery service for anyone with a grill and zero remorse. Centuries of moral leverage, undone by a man in a Christmas apron. The Details: Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA," above a retro cartoon illustration of a grinning man in a red Santa hat, red polo, and green apron grilling a steak on a round charcoal grill with tongs. Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe