Next Stop Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor " Teal-green italic capitals read

" Teal-green italic capitals read "HOME OF THE GLAIVE" beside a stylized teal-green Glaive icon

Repeated horizontal lines cascade downward from the letterforms

Firecracker double entendres on a holiday tee are doing exactly zero percent of the subtlety work they think they're doing

A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars

one of professional baseball's earliest organizing bodies

Next Stop Uranus - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor " Teal-green italic capitals readAliens flew across the entire galaxy, developed faster than light travel, and their first order of business is a beeline for your backside. That peace sign is just a courtesy wave from someone who already knows you're not ready. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "NEXT STOP" above a green flying saucer with a green alien visible through a dome cockpit, flashing a peace sign, surrounded by white stars, comets, and a small teal blue planet.