Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold rounded sans-serif text in

Bold rounded sans-serif text in dark navy reads "OCTOPI" above "OCTOPUSES" above "OCTOPODES

White cursive script reads "Rubes" alongside the mascot

Curved golden-yellow script text with black outlines below reads "Riverside Dons

Nobody asked for a soft-shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away

beside block text reading "BASEBALL CLUB

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Bold rounded sans-serif text inParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming