The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Somehow all three remain unverified

Somehow all three remain unverified despite apparently hanging out together

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shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose

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The North Swole - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Somehow all three remain unverifiedSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.