Darth Vader Planet Vulcan Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed white block text arcs

Distressed white block text arcs above reading "FIRST HE'S GONNA SHIT

Curved distressed white text along the bottom rocker reads "REBELS

Outlined hollow block letters in the Star Wars typeface read "DARTH VADER" below

hanging from strings while posed mid-strut

rendered in white and gray with red text on the crumpled body panels

Darth Vader Planet Vulcan Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Distressed white block text arcsGeorge's sci fi literacy is so bad he mashes up three franchises into one alien identity without blinking. Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: A digital illustration of Marty McFly in a yellow radiation suit with a red headband and round visor performs the Vulcan salute against a starfield of small white dots. Outlined