You Old Sailor You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL holding a raised handgun

holding a raised handgun

with a distressed cockatoo illustration perched at the upper left of a yellow inverted triangle bordered by a red diagonal stripe

Two gray quadcopter drones with red and green navigation lights hover among white clouds and small stars above the lettering

45 and absolute theological certainty

no ambition

You Old Sailor You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL holding a raised handgunChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"