President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt fall river Printing "MILF" in giant red

Printing "MILF" in giant red letters and hiding the explanation underneath in smaller font is the graphic design equivalent of burying bad news on a Friday

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President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Sweatshirt fall river Printing "MILF" in giant redTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text