Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL he's a retired mall cop

he's a retired mall cop who just discovered surveillance cameras

Curly Bill turning a polite farewell into a casual death sentence is peak conversational efficiency

White and light blue text reads "Golf and Elmhurst Roads

and palm trees

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL he's a retired mall copThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.