Ezel's Chiropractic - Unisex Sweatshirt rt_a Enrollment at Maximus's academy skips

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Ezel's Chiropractic - Unisex Sweatshirt rt_a Enrollment at Maximus's academy skipsEzel's chiropractic credentials are entirely self awarded, based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason. Necks and backs are his specialty, but only when witnesses are present. Inspired by Friday. The Details: A white stick figure depicted mid fall with motion lines appears at the top. Distressed white serif text below reads "Ezel's Chiropractic" followed by smaller italic white text reading "Necks, Backs. Necks & Backs!"