chicken with a cigarette smoking on Craiyon smoked chicken : r/WTF

In 1920s slang, if you called someone "spiffy," you were complimenting their sharp appearance or fancy outfit similar to how we might use "sharp" or "on point" today

Whether discarded on beaches, streets, or in natural reserves, these small pieces of waste pose a significant threat to the islands delicate ecosystems

So, each time I looked at it, I didnt notice the smoke

If you make a habit of holding it, constipation of even faecal impaction can result

Again, this was first thought to be one of those inevitable consequences of aging, but if you are smart, youll start to question anything that is said to be inevitable