Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL " Membership in a jelly

" Membership in a jelly club somehow hits different when your Christmas bonus was a Jelly of the Month subscription

knowing exactly which buttons to push

Wonderboy came from a tree that got struck by lightning

mimicking the Mountain Dew logo layout

Inspired by The Blues Brothers

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL " Membership in a jellyJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading