I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont " "Northwestern League

" "Northwestern League

Regulators riding out like a garage band whose only instrument is a six-shooter is the most honest reading of Lincoln County ever committed to film

Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic-book-style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson

" Pink and magenta block letters spell "LANES" below

A curved green spotted crescent sweeps beneath

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont " "Northwestern LeagueCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved