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The Dasher Did Dancer | Reindeer Christmas Turtleneck Size:XS Pretty soon they’ll be coveringHow to go reindeer humping: 1. Wait for the cover of nighttime 2. Drive around your neighborhood in search of decorative reindeers on lawns 3. Once you spot 2 or more reindeer, ensure that the coast is clear 4. Exit your vehicle stealthily 5. Affix one reindeer to the back of the other "doggy style" 6. Step back to admire your work and giggle if desired