Next Stop Uranus - Unisex Tank Top wyoming wearing a hat

wearing a hat

Cartoon-style solar system illustration depicts the Sun and nine traditional planets in full color along white orbital rings

F-bombs dropped from altitude have better accuracy than the ones dropped at Thanksgiving dinner

Distressed red block text below reads "YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF MY SACK

Bold red block letters read "SOUL FOOD" across the center

Next Stop Uranus - Unisex Tank Top wyoming wearing a hatAliens flew across the entire galaxy, developed faster than light travel, and their first order of business is a beeline for your backside. That peace sign is just a courtesy wave from someone who already knows you're not ready. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "NEXT STOP" above a green flying saucer with a green alien visible through a dome cockpit, flashing a peace sign, surrounded by white stars, comets, and a small teal blue planet.