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" Smaller orange text at the bottom reads "5th Ave

and a complete disregard for OSHA regulations established decades later

Arched distressed charcoal serif text reads "PHENOMS" above a woodcut-style illustration of a batter in a late-1800s uniform mid-swing

Kevin inspired by Knockin' on Heaven's Door and Home Alone

which is the most aggressively Midwestern contribution to World War II imaginable

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mob " Smaller orange text atNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack