I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster scattered stars

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Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

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drawn with slicked-back dark hair and a serious expression

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wooster scattered starsChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,