Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Classic Foam Trucker Hat funny everybody knows

everybody knows

this fan art design brings back the charm of the funniest junk dealers in TV history

and clutching cash

A cyan-outlined rounded rectangle frames "SCUBA SQUAD" in white

undone by a man in a Christmas apron

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Classic Foam Trucker Hat funny everybody knowsCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads