The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:4X Patty's and any other day

Patty's and any other day when you just need a little bit of luck

it’s gonna take some big lug nuts to pull off this look

These Ball Hammocks™ have so many uses

I just set a PR for the amount of string cheese I can consume in a 24 hour period

teal Madison blazer is not for you

The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:4X Patty's and any other dayBeing a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks and call it a day.