Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws That cactus is just a

That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR

and scattered stars

A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green-leafed branch with both hands

Distressed white angular text reads "ROBBIE HART'S" above a flat-style illustration of Robbie Hart in an electric blue tuxedo holding a microphone

Bold white block text below reads "REKALL" above smaller condensed white capitals reading "FOR THE MEMORY OF A LIFETIME

Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws That cactus is just aMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow