The Noble Gases T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Elements Be Chivalrous) intellectual humor shirt finding common ground between chemistry

finding common ground between chemistry and comedy is absolutely priceless

Anyone whose dating life resembles dark matter: you know it's out there

Ink is pH stable and will not change color in acidic environments (we tested it

This vintage band design celebrates the brave scientists who've achieved the impossible—making laboratory safety protocols look cooler than leather pants and more rebellious than smashing instruments

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The Noble Gases T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Elements Be Chivalrous) intellectual humor shirt finding common ground between chemistryWelcome to the Round Table of the Periodic Kingdom! Our "Noble Gases" design transforms chemistry's most standoffish elements into a heroic band of knights, complete with a medieval coat of arms. Helium, Neon, Argon, Krypton, Xenon, and Radon have never looked more valiant though they still refuse to react with anyone beneath their station. Quick Stats: Premium cotton (elementally pure) Durable print (reaction resistant) Machine washable (tested in