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A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: "GIVE YOU UP

Distressed white block text reads "I VOID" above bold golden-yellow block text reading "WARRANTIES

Founding a nation over a dinner argument set a precedent we honor every Thanksgiving

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Walken in a Winter Wonderland - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt rr_track_golf A white halftone portrait ofWalking in a winter wonderland requires a very specific cadence, unusual pauses, and an unblinking stare that makes the snowman uncomfortable. Apparently the holidays need more cowbell. The Details: Ornate white script text reads "Walken" above a digital illustration of a man's face with swept back hair, encircled by a green holly wreath with red berries. White Old English text below reads "in a winter wonderland," with scattered white dots