Fleece Blanket - ALF LOATHING Pop Customs It's a fucking tote bag

It's a fucking tote bag

100% Cotton Tee - Printed in the USA

With two sturdy shoulder straps

4 inches wide

You're too poor to have any real bags and so you wear tote bags as a fashion piece to accent your quirky personality as you buy yak's milk at Trader Joe's

Fleece Blanket - ALF LOATHING Pop Customs It's a fucking tote bagThis blanket is literally softer than a fat girl's udders. It's made of soft polyester premium suede fabric with wrinkle and fade resistance it's silky, warm and cozy and it is the perfect blanket for all occasions like hiding a dry handjob on your girlfriend's parent's couch and it will be a perfect present for any occasion, birthday, funeral, Christmas and other family holidays. Care Instructions: Machine washable and dry with gentle cycle.