Cosmic Dating Blues T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Finding Love in Infinite Space Still Has Finite Possibilities) paradox humor wear The mythical athlete-scientist hybrid

The mythical athlete-scientist hybrid

-People who believe every space program needs a good boy

they just prefer to do it in multiple dimensions simultaneously

Machine washable (alien-proof ink)

The design showcases a classic night-vision green aesthetic with a throwback skater carving in timeless style

Cosmic Dating Blues T-Shirt By Technium Foundry (Because Finding Love in Infinite Space Still Has Finite Possibilities) paradox humor wear The mythical athlete-scientist hybridEver swiped right on yourself from an alternate timeline? Our latest design captures that uniquely modern space age problem of trying to find love when your dating pool includes parallel universes. Featuring our lonely astronaut contemplating the ultimate long distance relationship dilemma, this shirt is for anyone who's ever wondered if their soulmate might technically be themselves (just from Earth 2). Quick Stats: Premium cotton (softer than