The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack in these Xmas pattern pants

in these Xmas pattern pants

and overpriced cheeseburgers and get ready to love every single second of it

then this ladies swimsuit is for you

As the wise Ricky Bobby once said

we had the snakeskin print suit

The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack in these Xmas pattern pantsIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids