Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Cursive white script reads "Queens

Cursive white script reads "Queens

Printing it in bold across your chest just removes the need to say it out loud

Tater tots in the cargo pocket and a vote for Pedro make him basically royalty

Tombstone never stood a chance against a man whose bedside manner included buckshot

Inspired by Encino Man

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Cursive white script reads "Queens"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text